23/2/10

Frasier

At a funeral:

Cousin: Yes… Gary was a totally health fanatical. A strict vegetarian. I used to play basketball with him every Sunday.

Frasier: Oh… So he was sedentary all week and then he was burning up the court on Sunday. That can be very stressing on the heart.

Aunt: No! He played at least four times a week. That is when he wasn’t at the gym working out.

Sister: Gary was in a phenomenal shape…

Aunt: He didn’t smoke. He never touched caffeine.

Cousin: You know he had less than 10% body fat on him?

Frasier: My goodness!! Has anybody checked to see if he is really dead?


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